Massages from me.

Could you be that special Kind heart (but not Boring) one for a Shy girl?

Hey, How are you?

I read your profile and you sound Kind heart.

Are you interested in Singing? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm Ugly and you'll have noticed my Long Hair. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos, you look very smart and you have extremely cute face. I particularly like your Brown eyes.

You're not Boring though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody Boring, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my Cat, Joseph to the vet and said, "My Cat is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Joseph up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."

Seriously, though. I've had a great day. My job as an Animator and a writer is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very Shy woman.

Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how Shy I can be.

Love from
Victoria

P.S. There's a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice